Title

EVERY VILLAIN HAS TO START SOMEWHERE

You made your plans, you executed your schemes, you bought your sharks and you hunted down the hero. And now it's finally time for your coup de grace: the anticipated, the dreaded, the magnificient, Villain Monologue.

  • A short visual novel where you play as a very evil villain
  • Select the most evil options to raise your malice.
  • Torment the Hero with your horrible puns.
  • Enjoy 3 cute pet sharks!

My First Villain Monologue was made in Godot at FGJ Helsinki Arabia during GGJ 2024 by Lazaros "Sharkee" Inepologlou, Chride "Sharkbait" Lassheikki, Teemu "Big Maw" Pulkkinen and Mosu "Ankle-Nibbler" Äijälä.

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, HTML5
Rating
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
(7 total ratings)
Authorsclassheikki, Teemu Pulkkinen, Lazaros Inepologlou, Mosu
GenreVisual Novel
Made withGodot
Tags2D, Comedy, Funny, Global Game Jam, Narrative, Short
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse, Touchscreen
AccessibilityHigh-contrast
LinksSource code

Download

Download
MyFirstVillainMonologue.dmg 62 MB
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MyFirstVillainMonologue.zip 35 MB

Install instructions

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAC: The browser build might not work for Mac or on iOS devices, so we recommend downloading the game. Control-clicking on the app icon will bypass the unidentified developer message.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR WINDOWS: Unpack the zip folder to a folder of your choice. Double clicking the executable launches the game.

Comments

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This is such a lovely experience :)

i love this so much but when do they kiss!!!!!!!

i need to draw yaoi of them

do iiiiit

OMG I JUST GOT THE SECOND ENDING! i didnt expect that :D

(+1)

Yes... YES!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

...sorry, wait. where was i, again?

ah, yes. i adored this game! i might be more than a little biased here, but i'm ALWAYS a huge fan of cartoonishly evil supervillains who love monologuing and far-too-complicated traps way too much for their own good!

and also supervillains who carry a torch for their arch-nemesis... to set them on fire, of course! did you think i was implying something else? of course not—that'd just be plain weird, haha!

anyway, i enjoyed the game's visual and auditory style as well. you can count on me to appreciate a nice artstyle with bright colors and bold lines no matter the time of day, and i liked the sound design reminiscent of classic saturday morning cartoons too! i also find "insult simulator"-esque games to be pretty hit-or-miss depending on the writing, but i think you guys nailed it for this one!

i do have two minor complaints though, which is the fact the game seems to soft-lock on a repeat playthrough after the first choice unless you close and re-open the game window, and the fact i'm pretty sure there's some dialogue being skipped over before the villain slams his hand on the button? i played the window version by the way, if it helps!

regardless, pathetic little villain men who have snarky banner with their enemies, approach evil as though it's a checklist, and TOTALLY do not have a thing for their arch-nemeses... if you guys ever released a sequel featuring the cast (gotta count the sharks too!) from this game somehow, then you better bet i'll be there to play it too as soon as i learn about it!


("and he hates to be alone," hehehe...)

I love the final song. It's the first time I hear sharks sing.

Super stylish, I loved it! He is eeeviiil.... 🎶

And he hates to be alone :'0

:') 

thank you for finishing the game!  ✌️